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Your Lord and Master

The Master's Log


Currently Residing:

In his Mansion on Earth
Current Mode of Time/Space Travel:

The-Doctor-Infinitum's TARDIS

M!A:

- 1x Free Murder Voucher
- Drums at Half-Power from TheTallDoctor ∞


It’s two fucking layers of sponge cake filled with thick vanilla custard and topped with a chocolate glaze. It’s a bloody cake and you idiotic Humans that call yourselves Americans decided to give it to wrong bloody title in the mid-nineteenth century because you lot only had one tin to make baked goods in and pies were more common. You’re all bloody fucking idiots and I hate you all. I wish the Doctor would let me blow up your worthless planet.