Enough about me. I came here for you. Because I acknowledge that - we only tend to show up when we need something, and that's not fair. And I don't know what it is that you need, but please. Even if you just want to shout your head off at me or something...
Unfortunately I sort of already did that to another version of you. He’ll most likely never speak to me again, and I have to admit that if he’d shown even the smallest bit of care or appreciation, that I wouldn’t have done that. Yet every time I go to speak with him, or humour him, it ends badly with children crawling all over me. So I’m done with that.
Also, I’m not going to scream my head off at you because I don’t exactly know you very well, do I? Not this you. Perhaps another version of myself would relish in your offer, but I would not. I do appreciate the sentiment, though.