May 2013
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chevalier-de-seingalt started following you
The large blue box landed in a most familiar alley, and it wasn’t until the other occupants had departed that the Master went to put on his coat and go for his usual walk. If the conditions were not preferable or if the area they were in was not suited for a walk, then he would usually walk around the TARDIS for a bit and end his walk...
Anonymous asked: Massageing Anon: Lord I can never replace you. I am just giving your husband a nonsexual massage as thanks for his kindness. If you would trust me a tad I would very honored to rub your back in a non sexual manner also. If it would please you.
Anonymous asked: Sir, yes sir! *erase and cleans blackboard*
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askeclipsethewolf asked: Being half wolf comes in handy and im not single, -The tardis materializes behind me-the 9th doctor steps out of the tardis and stands behind me- Who is this blond headed BLOKE? -he points to you- oh um, its no one why don't you go back in there and fix those stabilizers please.... -he goes back in- Did ya hear that master? Ha! a bloke!
notanothertimelady:
Neither do I.
Would you like to be dismissed?
Yes, I would, but you gave my twat of a husband a gold star so now I’m stuck here for the foreseeable future so that he can collect all of the stars you’re giving out.
the-doctor-infinitum:
[Scrunches up a piece of paper and throws it at the Master’s head.] Shut up! [he whispers angrily.] You’re not supposed to talk to other people about that sort of stuff. It’s… private, and it makes me sound bad. Unless you’re talking about restraining some other lucky poor sod in that chair, in which case, ignore me.
#and besides #that all sounds like a really bad...
notanothertimelady:
I think you’re missing the point of this class.
I don’t even know why I’m in this class.
Anonymous asked: Master o Master what is your bidding?
notanothertimelady:
themasterinthetardis liked your photo
Not you too.
You looked like you were having fun before you died.
Then you just looked peaceful, if not a bit upset before you’d died. Never the less, you’re very much ready to be burnt. I’d have selected a nicer outfit, but at least you look somewhat put together.
notanothertimelady:
the-doctor-infinitum liked your photo
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Now class, what should you do if your partner wishes to engage in intercourse?
You obviously should….
…. shove him into the bondage chair that you recently located and brought on board. You should then...
askeclipsethewolf asked: An no im not suicidal and also I have found a way to combine laser tech and sonic tech and that's not my name, im 412,Yes im working something out an NO they cant get into my TARDIS because well they just cant,currently im getting my companion *who is still in the TARDIS* to fly it home, and I like warning people like that its fun and BTW my name is Eclipse.-turns into a pure black wolf with...
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askeclipsethewolf asked: -takes out SLG Sonic Laser Gun and shoots right above your head- Oi!! I wasn't done talking and I highly suggest you don't walk away from me while im talking,sorry but you have a horrible attitude, its a mystery how some one can even put up with you MASTER, and im really not in a good mood right now so I will make sure next time that I don't miss your head oh yeah and I was trying...
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askeclipsethewolf asked: Hello there Master, oh yeah and I think you might be missing something *pulls out your sonic screwdriver and waves it in your face* hm...you should start taking more care of your stuff *gives it back* oh just saying that you may want to leave your current place because its about to blow up and when I say that I mean this world you are on *winks and smiles mischievously*
Anonymous asked: Space. Trial. Puttin' the system on trial. In space. Space system. On trial. Guilty. Of being in space! Going to space jail!
Anonymous asked: What'syourfavoritethingaboutspace? (mine's space) Space gotta go to space so much space need to see it all.
shadows-and-suffering asked: The hourglass gave him a shock of horrible suffering images of Torvic killing theta in tune with the beating of the drums.
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the-doctor-infinitum asked: -Mental Nudge- Well, you're right. It's obviously a cake, but that's not a good reason to get your gun out.
Anonymous asked: YES! which means you caught me! you know i COULD have just escaped right?
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the-doctor-infinitum asked: -Mental Nudge- Did you shoot a Grey-face just now? And if so, was there a good reason for it?
Anonymous asked: but-but i'm YOUR greyface not like those OTHER greyfaces
Anonymous asked: *greyface follows the master* HEY WHERE YA GOIN
Anonymous asked: *greyface comes out of the pokeball* what you want
Anonymous asked: 'Ey, Massy~
Anonymous asked: ::Suddenly a blonde woman in a tight, black outfit and mask appears in the TARDIS out of nowhere, looking around in confusion::
misstimetravelingbluebox asked: You're the butthole, you stupid arse! *sticks her tongue out at him*
Anonymous asked: looks like you caught a greyface
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thedoctorheretohelp replied to your post:
When I have an anxiety attack or a specific type of migrane, I can feel my heartbeat in my head, and hear it too.
I always have a headache, and I always hear it. I can feel it pounding against my skull, sometimes it’s almost like it’s scratching against the inside of it. If it was my hearts, I’d feel it throbbing around my entire body,...
shadows-and-suffering asked: The bottom looked fuller than the top but not by much.
misstimetravelingbluebox asked: *whispering* Hey, butthole. You suck. *she flees and giggles wildly*
Anonymous asked: your greyface returned to it's pokeball!
Anonymous asked: NAME YOUR GREYFACE?!
Anonymous asked: -Gives you a Boston Creme CAKE-
shadows-and-suffering asked: it landed back on its pedestal it let a painful feeling
Anonymous asked: Isn't it possible that the drumming could just be your heartbeats? I mean, that's a medical thing, being able to hear your own heartbeat, and in your case there would be four 'knocks' if that were so.
Anonymous asked: THE GREYFACE IS CAUGHT! name greyface?
Anonymous asked: Embrace the pie. Embrace it.
Anonymous asked: -creepily stares at-
Anonymous asked: *Gives him a Pikachu instead*
Anonymous asked: *gives the master a pokeball*
shadows-and-suffering asked: The hour glass flies back rocketing at his head
Anonymous asked: But there's no sene crying over every mistake, you just keep on trying 'till you run out of Boston Cream Pies~
Anonymous asked: BUT MASTER THE CAKE IS A LIE DO YOU WANT YOUR FAVORITE DESSERT TO BE A LIE
Anonymous asked: Sheesh, cool your drums. Cheesecake is technically a pie, so there
ihatetimelords:
thedoctorheretohelp:
themasterinthetardis:
thedoctorheretohelp:
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT’S GOING ON
EAT YOUR BLOODY CAKE AND GO TO SLEEP YOU STINKING EARTH APE! THIS NO LONGER CONCERNS YOU!
IT’S NOT A BLOODY PIE! AT ALL! IT’S NOT RELATED TO A PIE!
U CAN’T TELL ME WAT 2 DO
Are you two going to argue over confectionery all millennium?
CAKE IS NOT A CONFECTIONERY IT IS...
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shadows-and-suffering asked: The hourglass sand began to glow bright red with the more angry the master got about the subject of pastries.
notanothertimelady asked: Master, I think you'll be pleased to know that I'm siding with you on this whole cake debate.
